Phhhh! Who am I kidding!? So I did a few really stupid things. I tried drugs. I started smoking. Partied a lot and got kicked out of school. I was a mess! Thank God that I got pregnant because Lord knows what I'd be doing right now if I weren't a mommy.
Maybe I'd be waxin' that pole or hustlin on the corner. (Yeah, my slang ability leaves a little to be desired). Maybe I'd be president! Maybe I might have even signed a million dollar record deal and been absolutely famous! Well, I don't wax poles (or anything for that matter). I once ran into a pole, does that count? I have no desire to be president (I inhaled after all) and I never signed a record contract. BUT!! But I did once roll up my jeans while I was at a lake with a boyfriend.
How did that make me famous, you ask- well, I guess the picture was snapped at JUST the right time and it became discussion worthy. You decide:
I do, in fact, have both a hand and a leg but the positioning is such that I have only an arm and a foot. Eh. I wrote the website and asked them to take it down but found out that it has been shared on thousands of websites. Thousands folks. That's right. I'm famous.
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